Dental Jokes & Puns

Dental Jokes & Puns

Posted on Behalf of Dr. Raymond Jone


Carefree Dentistry

Check out these silly dental jokes that are sure to brighten your day! Sure they might be cheesy, but I bet you still chuckle.

Q & A Style Jokes

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque

Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
A: Denis.

Q: What is a dentist's office?
A: A filling station

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one. "

Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!

Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist

Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

One-Liners

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.

What time do most people go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

Be kind to your dentist, he has fillings too!

I've been to the dentist several times, so I know the drill.

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Hope you enjoyed these little dental funny's! Call Pacific Sky Dental today to book your dental appointment, we will be sure to have pun while you are here!

Posted on behalf of Dr. Raymond Jone, Pacific Sky Dental

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